WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE “WHAT UP THIS IS REALLY LOUD AND THIS WHITE DUDE ON COKE WHO LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE CHAINSMOKERS KEEPS BUMPING INTO ME AND THIS $13 DRINK WAS MADE BY A SHITBAG MIXOLOGIST WITH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE I’M GETTING AN UBER AND GOING TO EAT LO MEIN NAKED IN MY HOME”
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WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE “WHAT UP THIS IS REALLY LOUD AND THIS WHITE DUDE ON COKE WHO LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE CHAINSMOKERS KEEPS BUMPING INTO ME AND THIS $13 DRINK WAS MADE BY A SHITBAG MIXOLOGIST WITH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE I’M GETTING AN UBER AND GOING TO EAT LO MEIN NAKED IN MY HOME”

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